Another Keith Experience

Today I had another Keith Experience.

Fortunately the rest of the Great America noon ride had to experience this with me so I wasn't alone in my misery.

Cornhole!

Who knew such a thing existed.

Lyrics of the Day

Where anywhere I did pick up, flipped the clip up
Too many stick-ups, 'cause niggas had the trigger hic-ups

Artist: Naughty By Nature
Song: Everything's Gonna Be Alright (Ghetto Bastard)
http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/nbnature/nbnature/alright.nbn.txt

I would like to witness anyone trying to karaoke this song.

What's with the Batman Utility belt?

I have noticed that the latest fad in running is this utility belt thing that you can strap these small bottles as well a cell phone, a iPod or pretty much anything the think you would need for a run.

You can purchase as many as you can fit on your belt too.



What the f*ck? Most people do not run for hours nor do they run in the middle of nowhere. Strip that stupid, overpriced piece of fabric and go find a drinking fountain. I know, I am going to purchase one, strap a 9 mm to it and talk crap to everyone on the road.

Arrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg...................

Straight to the Point

"What do I need to climb for? I am a sprinter through and through."
- Cavendish on his riding abilities.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/riders/2007/interviews/?id=mark_cavendish_oct07b

Clocked!

Check out this video of the 2007 Paris Tours. Go to the end of the race and watch the sprint. Robbie McEwen almost crashes and upon a slow motion frontal view you see that he gets clocked by a spectator and swerves into Oscar Freire. Amazing that he stayed up.



Paris Tours 2007
Uploaded by maple16

Coccyx

I hurt my coccyx. (I have no idea how. It just started to hurt a couple days ago)



So I feel pain in my rear end.



If it doesn't start getting better I will have to purchase one of these.

Open At Your Own Risk

My teammate sent me this link and I was instantly addicted. I also laugh out loud at work several times a day.

Beware, this is highly addictive.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

Some of my personal favorites:

An open letter to the person(s) who stole my porch light.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/col/401268521.html

STOP LIGHT ETIQUETTE
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/405019598.html

Why I no longer want to have sex
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/362940891.html