Public Service Announcement

Subject: New Bike Commuters

This goes out to all of you that ride your bike to work.

1. You are not a bike racer.


2. You are not going to win, even finish, any sort of bike race.


3. You have an ice cube's chance in hell of dropping me.


4. You have absolutely zero bike handling skills.

So, please stop riding as hard as you can for 5 miles and be friggin social and stop being an annoying ass hat. BTW: You lame training routine is not going to make you any better. On top of that your lame antics while riding on the roads cause motorists to get pissed not only at you but also at me. So, thank for making my experience that much better.