Epiphany

I had an epiphany this morning. And you ask what was my epiphany?

Well, this morning, while half-awake with my bowl of cereal and cup of coffee, I noticed it was pitch black out and kind of cold. My epiphany was that 5:30 in the morning is friggin early.

e·piph·a·ny
NOUN:
pl. e·piph·a·nies
A comprehension or perception of reality by means of a sudden intuitive realization