Public Service Announcement

Attention Weekend Warriors!

You are not cool when you blast by with a whopping 5 second surge while I am riding at a leisurely pace, especially when you just had a hard time following me up a 2% grade and also almost crashing yourself trying to following me around a corner. You know who your are so before you pull one of these lame stunts please accomplish the following:

1. Get rid of that friggin cotton shirt.


2. Drop your handlebars from a super up-right position to, at least, the same level as your seat.


3. Be able to ride a straight line.


4. Be friggin social.


5. Lose about 50 pounds.


6. Throw away that stupid Bento Box.


7. Reduce the tools in your bike bag by 90%.


8. Please, Please, Please throw away the helmet mirror.