Inside the mind of a competitive cyclist

An actual conversation between two cyclists.

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[Cyclist] Speaking of weather. I rode home and the roads were icy. This was during the day too.

One part of my ride the side of the hill was completely iced over complete with icicles coming off the rocks. It was pretty neat. However, I was freezing my ass off.

[Friend] You’re a little sick…just FYI…

[Cyclist] For some strange reason I was enjoying freezing my ass off.

[Friend] Wife can’t nag you while you do it =)

[Cyclist] RIGHT!

The second I get home I cook, clean or take care of the baby. Sometimes freezing your ass off is more appealing.

[Friend] Amen brother =)